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Geek Gathering
I'm pondering going to tonight's Geek Gathering. I actually put the power cord, SpaceNavigator, mouse, laptop pad, and mouse pad in the bag. I just need to figure out something to do between 4 and 6 Downtown/Midtown before it's reasonable...
Carlin on Carlin
I've been reading "Last Words" by George Carlin and the guy stuck with piecing the jigsaw of his notes together. Explains a lot. Especially how he turned his amazing powers of insight from a razor-sharp, perfectly-timed delivery to the sledgehammer...
Cruz
I never understood why the Astros picked up Jose Cruz's son from the discard pile and pretended like the could hit or field anymore. They might as well have told Jose himself to pick up a bat and a glove....
Nine
Don't believe NASA. There are still nine planets. I SHALL AVENGE YOU, PLUTO! FACT: Napoleon bred nines for sport. If a nonagon has nine sides, then a KFC Family Value Meal is a triangle. FACT: In German, nine is "neun."...
Convenience
I checked my Save Me folder for my flight information tomorrow. Nothing there. I checked the Blackberry's notes application. Nope. I checked my laptop bag for the printouts. Nope. Southwest's site requires a confirmation number, but you can call in...
Fateh continues to confess the fact that it's a terrorist organization that wants to destroy Israel and take all of Jerusalem
The Sixth Assembly of Fateh keeps turning up cards that the Obama Administration and the Lying Left wishes they wouldn't reveal... The sixth Fatah General Assembly decreed on Saturday that the return of both east and west Jerusalem to Palestinian...
Goodbye, 2009.
If this guy stays hot, fuck everybody else in the National League Central.... heck, the National League. You could tell Manny Ramirez to sleep in a vat of performance-enhancing substances to the point he comes to the ballpark looking like...
The Ebony and Ivory of Anti-Semites in Diplomatic Clothing
Unrepentant Israel-haters Jimmy Carter and Desmond Tutu are planning on heading to the region to kiss Hamas and Fateh ass again... The Elders group says it wants to support Israelis and Palestinians seeking peace. The delegation, led by former Brazilian...
Professor Gates
I'm wondering what "exhibiting loud and tumultuous behavior" means, because it just doesn't make sense that the Cambridge Police would arrest Professor Henry Louis Gates. The police report said Gates was arrested after he yelled at the investigating officer repeatedly...
Scardycat
Until last night, it hadn't rained in Houston for a few weeks. When I saw thunderstorms in the forecast, my first thought was not to cover the grill or bring in my electric fan. it was Bruwyn is going to...
An Editor that needs to be fired
The editor who was in charge of checking this article at The Daily Mail needs to be taken out back and thrown into a dumpster: India is planning to provide its 1.1 billion-plus citizens with ID cards. Entrepreneur, Nandan Nilekani...
The most expensive bottle of water in the city
And it is worth every dime. I got out of work and headed to the 53 stop. Then I realized that there was something I needed to do. I ran to the Danger Train and got on. The train...
Dilemma
Okay, so I hit a quickeemart in the tunnels to get mothers day cards, healthy snacks, and an ICEE. Fine. The problem is, I was expecting the bus to be slow and late. Instead, the bastard is RIGHT THERE! Oops....
Out Of Service
Anybody with an empty Q-Card on the 53 home was in for a surprise: This is why I keep a few extra bucks in my wallet. Screw you, Frank Wilson!...
Quallswatch 2009
Not so good against the Cardinals, I guess. Chadley gets bled for 2 and blows the save, but the snakes win in extra innings. Oh. Right. There's still a Houston baseball team. Somehow, they're going to take 2 of 3...
Loose
My Blackberry Curve 8330 has a slot for a SD mini. So, I got a 4GB chip/card for it. To put it in, I had to remove the case, pull out the battery, slip in the chip, and put it...
Negotiator
Arafat's old puppets are fighting: Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas has ousted Ahmed Qurei (Abu Ala) from his post as the chief of the team negotiating with Israel due to his inflexible positions and has replaced him with Saeb Erekat,...
Good riddance
Shelia Jackson-Lee is resigning her seat in Congress to become a minion of Hillary Clinton at State. Who knows what she'll be doing... maybe Hillary will make her Ambassador to Mars so she can finally see where the moon landings...
A bloodthirsty Turk looks in the mirror and sees nothing
Tayyip Erdogan demands that Israel be barred from the UN: "How is such a country, which does not implement resolutions of the UN Security Council, allowed to enter through the gates of the UN (headquarters)?" Recep Tayyip Erdogan said. Never...
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