Every time I think of Oprah's impending departure from broadcast syndication and forming her own network, I think back to the person that Disney wanted to replace her with and how they went about slapping that all together and... and...
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(wheeze)
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(cough) (sputter)
Lemme... lemme... catch my... br-
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!