When a dead guy gets whipped with a car antenna by a crazy woman at his funeral, that reminds me that deep down, we're all just one synapse away from going totally fucking nuts.
My goal in writing is to outcrazy the crazy, to raise the bar on batshit nuttery in 100 words every single day.
But would I ever imagine a woman tossing flowers in people's faces and then going to town on The Guest Of Honor with an aerial?
The Author Up In The Sky has one hell of a muse, man.
Priceless, baby. Priceless.
Comments (3)
The first thought in my mind was "drunnnnnk!" If she's not blind stupid drunk, she's high on something. I'll bet we hear more on this woman before too long. Or she might be doing something anonymous soon, and we won't hear of her again.
Posted by David M. Hartzell | March 5, 2009 1:30 PM
Posted on March 5, 2009 13:30
How often WHACK did I tell you WHACK not to WHACK call me WHACK Kenneth?
Posted by Dohtimes | March 5, 2009 1:38 PM
Posted on March 5, 2009 13:38
Wasn't there an SNL skit way back in the day involving a car antenna? think it had Akroyd and Garrett Morris in it.
Posted by Bob in Houston | March 6, 2009 4:29 PM
Posted on March 6, 2009 16:29