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The Palestinian Space Program kills two girls

With the United States planning on grounding their shuttle fleet, the Palestinians are busy trying to get a hold of the cargo missions for the International Space Station.

Unfortunately, instead of managing to achieve orbit and demonstrate they can resupply the space station, they're achieving other forms of success:

Two Palestinian girls were killed when a rocket fired by Palestinian terrorists landed short of its Israeli target.

According to witnesses, the girls aged five and 13, were immediately killed after sustaining a direct hit, in the northern Gaza Strip town of Beit Lahiya.

Seventy more, and they'll have the virgins to satisfy another dead suicide bomber.

Keep up the good work, Gazans, and restock that dangerously virgin supply!

For Allah!


Reuters says "apparently fired."

Like it came from FUCKIN' MARS, right?

That's right. MARS NEEDS WOMEN, OR IT WILL FIRE ROCKETS AT TWO GIRLS!

Sheesh. Fuckin' Reuters.

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