So, you've got a firearm and you want to fire it in the air to celebrate the New Year?
I have four suggestions for you:
- Don't - Firing a gun in the air to celebrate the New Year is a pretty fucking stupid thing to do. You're a moron if you want to.
But if you insist:
- Fire your gun at the firing range - Work on your aim, improve your skills. Otherwise, you'll just be a wild-eyed moron when you need that gun.
- Fire blanks - You just want the noise, right? So fire blanks into the air. Now you can impress your moron friends with firing your gun in the air without the risk of injury. In fact, I think police departments should give out blanks for New Year's Eve for people who want to fire their guns in the air.
- Point the gun to your head and fire it - Because you're a moron.
This has been a public service announcement.
Comments (1)
I always hate reading stories about people killed by random bullets fired into the air. I encourage people to stay under a roof or inside around midnight.
It's also quite easy to safely fire your gun into the ground if you absolutely must be a moron but don't want to be a moron who kills people. But if you have children with you, just leave the gun locked away and do something else.
Posted by Bolie Williams IV | December 31, 2008 9:27 AM
Posted on December 31, 2008 09:27