The topic of Paris Hilton and dumb celebrities and it's better to be rich than smart came up.
COWORKER: "I like the commercial Paris Hilton is in."
ME: "What product is for?"
COWORKER: "I don't know, but it's..."
ME: "If it's such a good commercial, why don't you remember the product, eh?"
If that company is asking for a bailout, the government should tell them to fuck off and die.
We the taxpayers don't need to be wasting our money on saving companies too stupid to make commercials that actually have people remember what their product is.
At least when people do the AFLAC! sound of the duck, they know the company name, eh.