When I was very little, I reached for a can of Hi-C on a high shelf and caused the entire case to empty on to my foot.
A toenail was crushed in the canalanche, and it was quite disgusting.
Last night, I was getting some milk to drink, when a green can of Kraft Parmesan Cheese fell out of the fridge and landed on my right foot.
The results aren't as disgusting as the canalanche of my distant memory, but I've taken painkillers and iced down my foot to not much avail.
Nothing's broken, but the sucker hurts and I can't get a shoe on it.
Four-day weekend in the worst way, eh.
I'm sure that when he wakes up and realizes he's got his daddy for another full day, Nardo's going to be thrilled.
Comments (5)
good job.. haha.. that makes me laugh.. after reading your so many posts... keep going.....bro
Posted by Waqas Manzoor | November 28, 2008 9:04 AM
Posted on November 28, 2008 09:04
Ice, elevation, and anti-inflammatory drugs are about all you can do. Hope you feel better soon.
Posted by plum | November 28, 2008 2:39 PM
Posted on November 28, 2008 14:39
Trust me on this one folks, it was probably no mere "can" of Parmesan, more like a Keg of the stuff.
Posted by Bob in Houston | November 29, 2008 2:19 AM
Posted on November 29, 2008 02:19
Oh, ouch. Feel better soon!
Posted by Rahel | November 29, 2008 9:53 AM
Posted on November 29, 2008 09:53
Yikes ... my last disaster of that sort was 2+ pounds of frozen hamburger. Hope you feel better soon, Lair.
Posted by iamfelix | December 1, 2008 12:00 AM
Posted on December 1, 2008 00:00