I completely agree with Crawford Boxes. There's something seriously wrong about Michael Bourn leading off.
As for Richard Justice (aka "Flip Floppy Dick"):
Maybe all that's keeping Bourn in the big leagues is the fact that Ed Wade staked so much of his off-season overhaul on his belief that Bourn can play. All he did was trade the National League's best reliever for him. At the moment, that trade is about as lopsided as a trade gets.
Jason Lane 2.0, Morgan Ensberg 2.0, Preston Wilson 2.0...
Oh, and once again, I'm proven right about Valverde. Lidge 2.0 strikes again.
With one true All Star and two pity picks, the Astros have raced to the basement in splendid form.
Let's see if they stay there.