The Astros have managed to race to the basement of the statistical charts in thrilling fashion!
The worst-hitting team in baseball is... your Houston Astros!
Take a bow, boys.
Tonight, it's Roy Oh No taking the mound at The Juicer's Box against the fish.
Will the staff's ace go 0-3?
We'll see! Goooooooooooooooooooooo... um...
(What was their name again?)
Comments (5)
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Posted by Quasi | April 11, 2008 3:40 PM
Posted on April 11, 2008 15:40
But I heard Drayton on Walton & Johnson the other morning. He promised that the Astros would be a power team this year, with lots of runs.
Posted by Lou Minatti | April 11, 2008 11:13 PM
Posted on April 11, 2008 23:13
Can't blame the offense for that one... LVP = Roy O.
Posted by Justin | April 12, 2008 12:14 AM
Posted on April 12, 2008 00:14
Hey don't be so hard on Roy...Hecould not even pitch from the stretch until he got into college...
Posted by steve ramsey | April 14, 2008 10:55 AM
Posted on April 14, 2008 10:55
Hey don't be so hard on Roy...Hecould not even pitch from the stretch until he got into college...
Posted by steve ramsey | April 14, 2008 10:55 AM
Posted on April 14, 2008 10:55