A win is not a win.
Jose Valverde pissed away the lead by getting rocked for 3 in the ninth.
Meanwhile, in Arizona, Chad Qualls is five pitches away from curing cancer.
No, I'm not shitting you. The man is curing cancer in between pitches.
Jose Valverde is pissing away leads, and Chad Qualls is fucking curing cancer.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Because it isn't as crazy as, say, trading Chadley for Brad Lidge 2.0.
So, how long before Richard Justice not only defends the trade, but calls it The Trade Of The Century?
I guess he'll have to stop ignoring the elephant in the room first... no, really... the Cards respect Wandy... yeah... see... Wandy... wow, great at home... and... about that W... um...
What little I watched of Tim Burton's blasphemy against Willy Wonka, there was this scene of Wonka's discomfort with the kids and reading off of cards, stammering about to break a sweat.
If you open your Chronicle and find a Golden Ticket, suggestion: sell it on EBay.