Roy just made himself "The Ace In The Hole" with a 0-2 start to the season today.
Oh, and the Astros are last in the NL Central. Race to the basement, baby!
How about those bats? As of yesterday, second-worst in batting average with sub .200
Is this just an extended Spring, or are we in for a rough season, folks?
And how long before Richard Justice starts sending up flares, begging for Roger to unretire?