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The environmentally-unfriendly shitmagnet

The Olympic Torch relay isn't just a fun way to draw out the anger of pro-Tibetan protestors as a symbol of brutal Chinese oppression... it's also a symbol of waste and pollution.

But then, what do you expect from an athletic event sponsored by two of the unhealthiest food products on the planet: Coke and McDonalds?

I guess they just want to spread the joy of Beijing's putrid skies to the rest of the world.

Feel the lov- *cough* *cough* *cough*

Sorry. Doctor told me that it's healthier now to breathe all my air through a lit cigarette. The filter takes out the crap we keep pumping out ther- *cough* *cough* *cough*

Go for the Gold!

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I wonder if Louise Baltimore was actually descended from Chinese ancestors. Y'know, not able to breath anything other than terribly polluted air?

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