The Nationals just tied up with the Lastros for second-worst record in baseball.
Worst batting average and on-base.
Fourth-worst ERA and third worst WHIP.
Oh, and their ace? Got rocked for 4 long balls last night in 4.
Oscar Villareal, the so-called inning-sponge of the bullpen, got his ass kicked again.
The only bright spot is that the teeth were yanked out of the Mitchell Report and everybody who was fingered for juicing is going to get away with it. So, Miguel Tejada is going to get a walk, but then, so will Roger the Mercenary and Raggedy Andy.
It's stuff like this that makes me miss Luke Scott:
"We live in an imperfect world," Scott said. "If you have money and fame, you're more of a target to the criminal element. There are people who steal, who murder people for what they have. That's the reality of life. If you're not prepared, it could cost you your life."
I'm sure anti-gun pussies are going to howl over this.