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The Race To The Cellar is on!

Tied for second-to-last in batting.

Oscar Villarreal appears to be ready to serve up runs at a moment's notice.

No starters have a win, but their closer has a win.

Ty and Fat Elvis head for the medic.

Go... team... (snore)

In other news, Charley's put in 4 innings and hasn't served up a run yet.

He's even picked up a save.

I know. It's still early in the season.

So, who will be the first to get Roundrocked?

Put your guesses here.

Sure enough, Richard Justice says we're all missing the point:

Those of you complaining about the manager or general manager or hitting or fielding are missing the point.

See? We're missing the point.

Glad to know we're all missing the point.

So stop complaining, folks. You're missing the point when you complain.

Just sit, smile, and cheer like a mad idiot.

Yay!