Okay, so I make myself some popcorn and spill it all over the carpet.
I'm a geek. I like to see things work.
So, I get out the vacuum and start sucking up all the popcorn, and it's really neat.
Then, it jams up.
I dig out the jam... but forget to turn off the vacuum.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.
Okay,. Whew.
Just a little blood. But nothing permanent.
This time.