This Blog Is Full Of Crap

My New Year's Resolution is: "I will be the husband that the wonderful and amazing person my wife is deserves to have."

So, she asked me to have coffee ready for her when the alarm goes off at 9:45, right?

I go to set up the coffee machine... but it hasn't been cleaned since its last use.

I should have cleaned it last night so it would be ready this morning.

Oh well. Time to do a rush-cleaning and fire up the bastard.

It'll be ready just in time, based on the sleepyhead's track record of wearing out the snooze bar.

Grumble... grumble... is the meadow on fire... grumble grumble...