These jackasses have slapped the L-word on me.
Okay, so I'm in favor of gay marriage and think that abortion is a necessary evil until technology and society advances to the point where you know that going happy-fun-fucky-fucky with Fatima might result in Dumbfuck Junior, you brainless fourth-world dumbfuck, but Liberal?
Dude, how much more "small government" can you get than hearing that the fourth plane on 9/11 was going to wipe out Congress and thinking "You know, that might not be so bad, really." ?
Maybe they mistook "Asshole" for "Liberal" like so many people do these days.
Sheesh.
Comments (3)
Wow. I certainly wouldn't have expected that.
Posted by K T Cat | December 30, 2007 7:18 PM
Posted on December 30, 2007 19:18
Liberal? You? Well... let's see here... what would define a liberal?
1. favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
That's you, you're favorable to progress.
2. noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.
We're tied up one to one now
3. of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.
I'm not counting this one as it's too recursive
4. favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.
That doesn't sound at all unlike yourself 2-1
5. favoring or permitting freedom of action, esp. with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.
Hmm.... I think this should count as pro-liberal for you but I'll leave this one blank as well
6. of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies.
I've never heard you support an aristocracy or monarchy so now we're at 3-1 Dude, you might be a liberal.
7. free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners.
3-2
8. open-minded or tolerant, esp. free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc.
4-2
9. characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts: a liberal donor.
5-2
10. given freely or abundantly; generous: a liberal donation.
6-2
11. not strict or rigorous; free; not literal: a liberal interpretation of a rule.
7-2
12. of, pertaining to, or based on the liberal arts.
8-2
13. of, pertaining to, or befitting a freeman.
eh? I'm not counting 13 either. Still you fit 8 of ten definitions of Liberal. Welcome to the club daddy-o!
Posted by Caleb | December 31, 2007 6:13 AM
Posted on December 31, 2007 06:13
Maybe they meant you're a Classical Liberal or some BS like that.
Myself, I don't consider you neither liberal nor conservative. In fact, I hate labels like that where you HAVE to be one or the other.
Posted by Brandon | December 31, 2007 9:56 AM
Posted on December 31, 2007 09:56