The dreaded list is out?
No shit, Sherlock. The Four Juicers of the Budpocalypse:
Barry Bonds
Jose Canseco
Mark McGwire
Sammy Sosa
Here's the common-law couple everybody expected, joined at the greedy agents:
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte (aka "The Other Mrs. Roger Clemens")
Must have gotten it mixed up with their other drugs before they croaked:
Ken Caminiti
Darryl Kile
(Can we take down the DK from the wall over the Crawfords now?)
Three cheers for the one-armed JUICING $27 million dollar, pine-riding salary-bandit:
Jeff Bagwell
Hold the phone... NOW PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT:
Julian Tavarez
The shot heard around the world was filled with human growth hormones:
Albert Pujols
And, finally, putting the juice into the Juice Box:
Miguel Tejada
My apologies to suspecting Morgan Ensberg, who appears to just lie about the extent of his injuries to management and trainers so he can keep his job instead of juicing his body into a crippled state.
Apparently, WNBC pulled their list. Which means my lame jokes are now obsolete.
Can we expect an entirely different roster of cheaters soon, or will Mitchell stop licking Selig's boots to go back to licking Eisner's boots?
Heh heh heh... "The Juiced Box."
You know, the Democratic candidates are bickering amongst themselves right now.
I question the timing of this announcement and media circus.