In Houston, it's not prayer. It's usually Rusty Hardin.
Isn't it amazing what all that money can buy? Especially when you're just a part-time employee, eh.
Say, can Raggedy Andy be compelled to testify against Roger, or is he immune under the common-law relationship those two apparently have, being joined at the hip by agents and all?
All you folks with 22's on your backs, how about a nice bonfire outside of The Juicer Box this month?
(Take 'em off first, stupid!)
The plastic cup I use at work has Biggio and Roy on it.
For the want of a 3,000th hit, the season was lost, but by God - he did it clean!
If Roger's kids were conceived while he was on the juice, that means they're named after tainted K's.
Should they have asterisks added after their names, too?
Looks like Jeff Bagwell's not on the PDF document anywhere.
Which makes him a clean one-armed pine-riding salary bandit, I suppose.
My bad.