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Fast-acting pathogens

You know that commercial where they list every symptom that NyQuil cures?

Well, I've got them all.

So, I'm taking NyQuil.

I'll say hello to Klaus for y'all.

Comments (4)

Bob in Houston:

Laurence, Laurence! get up, theres something wrong with Sunny!!

Bob in Friendswood:

Did you opt for the original green death flavor?

Of course.

I'm an old fuddy-duddy in that regard.

I am so afraid of reading the warning labels that sometimes I prefer to be sick.

"Warning, use of this product may result in inverted erections or male lactation. People with testicles should avoid taking Nyquil at all costs. Latent homosexuality may result from prolonged usage.

If an ability to accessorize is noticed, call your doctor immediately."

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