The two burglars blown away by Joe Horn were illegal aliens and, pending an investigation that doesn't involve just wobbling a Magic Eight Ball at a desk, were a part of a crime ring.
Dammit, how many times have I said that these no-good illegal alien criminals are taking jobs away from decent, hardworking American criminals?
My condolences go out to any bounty hunters who missed out on picking these two mooks up instead of just watching the coroner's office scrape them off the sidewalk.
Maybe this is a good use for those overprices greasebags that City Council approved to keep the sewers unclogged? Just chop 'em up, stuff 'em in the bags, put a few dozen stamps, and mail 'em back to Colombia.
And... hold on. Didn't Q-10 drag out their family members and parade them in front of the cameras or something?
If these guys were illegals from Colombia, how many of those folks Q-10 used as props were illegals themselves?
*sigh* As for those of you that were surprised that Deskmerc and I weren't grabbed by Immigration and the FBI instead of them, keep in mind that he and I are mistaken for three illegal alien gun-running narcoterrorists, not two. If there had been a third on this botched burglary run, okay, then Deskmerc and I would have been rounded up.
See how that works?