You heard me: METRO had four fucks upon me this morning.
Not just one, or two. Not even just three.
Four:
- The 9 was early to the stop, so I had to run my ass off to get to it before the driver pulled away. Caught it, just barely.
- Sure, the 9 was early, but they drag-assed Downtown and I barely missed the 102 by 20 seconds despite running my ass off.
- The 56's card-reader was broken, but that wasn't a fuck since the driver blew it off. However, when I filled the card last night, it had a buck on it. When I swiped the card on the 9, it showed 59 bucks. Therefore, METRO stole a buck from me.
- The driver had no warning that the underpass by UH-D was blocked off, so they wandered around Downtown and in the near-Northside for fifteen minutes trying to find their way to Airline.
Four fucks in one morning.
Way to go, METRO. You fucking suck.
Comments (2)
Sounds like somebody needs a Guinness!
Posted by Dave | May 4, 2007 4:05 PM
Posted on May 4, 2007 16:05
Couldn't #3 be that bizarre thing on the card where topping off the value creates a new layer? As I recall, the way that worked was that the value would count down to zero, then that exhausted layer would disappear and it would start counting down the new layer.......which seems a lot like trying to get people to throw away cards with value remaining....
Overall, though, I think the Guinness idea has much merit.
Posted by cthulhu | May 4, 2007 9:19 PM
Posted on May 4, 2007 21:19