Apparently, the folks at Linden promised Deskmerc that they'd get back to him about restoring access to his account.
It's been... weeks? Over a month?
Sounds sort of like some of the people we've got here...
"X is fucked up again."
"X is always fucked up."
"Well, he's fucked himself to hell this time."
"That's nice. What's for lunch?"
"Want the ticket?"
"Hell no."
"Okay... wanna play ping pong?"
"Dude, you're on!"
Of course, not all of our people are like that.
Some of them play pool. Or go out for a smoke.