Everybody did a great job this time, and I'm very thankful for SarahK, FrankJ, and Spacemonkey's rescuing my otherwise overly-medicated crappy bedtime story. (The "Be this the end of" line was a total last-minute idea as I got on the plane to Seattle)
We'll see if I return to my delirious nutball delivery along with Pachelbel's Canon in D Minor next time.