It's Friday, so you know it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, AP and Reuters and AFP stringers are too busy PhotoShopping up Israeli warplanes attacking the mosques in Ramallah, so we're without a Mahmoud Prayer Shot yet again.
So, instead...
So, from George Bush's expression, can you tell what George Bush is praying for?
Is it:
a) This crap to be over quickly so he can go to the Post Office and send his boxtops in. Gotta get those seamonkeys right-quick!
b) Tornado. Cindy Sheehan. (You do the math.)
c) A Pepcid. Damn, that gumbo be hot!
d) The Saudis to do a better job of wiping. It's one thing to kiss ass, but kissing smelly ass was what Colin Powell was for.
e) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
Comments (2)
"Laura's practicing her lines. I'm not."
Also, IF someone is talking right now, UP on the dias, it must be interesting to look out at the crowd and see so many eyes concentrating on stuff on the floor. It doesn't look like you'd expect a lot of people were praying together.
You know, though, it's not a Jewish service. There,you'd see more activity, with people looking up and mouthing "what page are you on?"
Poor President Bush. Made to show off like this in public. Hardly likely the Man Upstairs is watching this charade.
Posted by Carol_Herman | September 1, 2006 2:00 PM
Posted on September 1, 2006 14:00
Us Catholics are good at kneeling, but to the subject at hand ...
What is GWBush praying for?
Tornado ... Cindy Sheehan is a very excellent choice, but how about a photo of UBL conferring with the Democrats on the fall campaign strategy.
Posted by David | September 3, 2006 5:12 PM
Posted on September 3, 2006 17:12