This Blog Is Full Of Crap

That is so damn good....I will post a link to your entry in my next update, even if there is no obvious segue (unless of course, I'm too drunk to remember).

I used to have a friend who couldn't drive after drinking ROOT BEER.
lol

Damn. There is NOTHING about the Carnival of Mel that isn't funny.

I so needed that. Thanks, Lair. Thanks, Moxie. Thanks, Steve. Thanks, Aaron.

But no thanks to Mel. I'm still not accepting his apology.

Mel didn't apologize. His publicist did. So you don't even know if his publicist was apologing for his own problems with the police (the first apology). Or anti-Semitism, which was the second, a few days later, appology. WHich Mel PAYS for. Since publicists are hired.

It's like finding out the best scenes in a movie are done with a double.

Not that I care.

Mel's an anti-Semite. And, he's stewing that he got caught. Bill Clinton is a philanderer. And, he's still stewing about that Monica bitch.

When I watched Monica on TV, being interviewed by all those House lawyers, I thought, then, that she must have really loved Bubba. Then, I found out that Bill Richardson was sending her out, among his friends, so she could get hired at a job. SHe turned down Kofi at the UN. But got $60,000 a year at Revlon. However, that's not called "buying witnesses," or tampering with them.

To each his own. Sometimes, you can get impressed with the performance your eyes see, and you miss the details. God is in the details.

Most people who are protecting Mel, now, know damn well how those priests teach about "whose responsible for the death of Jesus." Instead of teaching the man's life's work. Which was JEWISH principles. Taught by a Jewish guy.

You'd be surprised how angry people get when you mention that Jesus had Jewish parents.

Then, the shoe goes on the other foot. And, a story comes out that Jesus impregnated Mary Magdelan, who left Jerusalem for Paris, after Jesus was gone. And, since she was "carrying God's seed," this got planted in, of all places, France. WRONG. God's seed isn't among the french people. Though that story really did get a long ride. Especially because the French pope sent out the orders to kill the leader of the Knights Templar. Another Christian sect, free of the Pope's influence. Are there secrets there? There must have been. Because the Knights Templar had all the money!

And, not all the Knights got rounded up on Friday, October 13, 1309. Nope. Those that saw what happened fled to England. Where Richard the Second used them in atacking Scotland. That's how Scotland ends up under English rule. Oh, and, also how we got to have pirates. Since one of the things the Knights Templars did was protect travelers. They were, in effect, the first banks. You deposited your money at one end. So you wouldn't be killed for your money while out on your Pilgrimage. And, you had checks to cash at all the Round Knight Temples along the way.

Anti-Semitism, for the Catholic Church became another issue. Because they wanted to collect Jewish money. And, they couldn't get the Jews to join the church. I kid you not.

While Mel made a bundle with his anti-Semitism. The story he tells in his Passion comes out of the imagination of priests, who made it up during the Dark Ages.

Dark Ages, no matter what time, always seems to harbor these kooks.

I was born Jewish-became a christian years ago but that's another story-and I DON'T think Mel's an anti-semite.
Stupid-yes. A drunk-yes.
While coming out of surgery a few years back my husband said I was talking all sorts of crap-none of which I would have said had I been "with-it".
His Dad's another story though-as is Danny Glover.
Btw-my Jewish mother and brother agree with me.

To Carol_Herman: If you don't care, why the hell did you vomit out a bunch of blabbering crap about the Knights Templar and Bill Clinton. That was the worst comprehension of random thoughts that must have been festering. You could have left your point at one paragraph.