If you look up there at the top of the page, you'll see a sentence under "This Blog Is Full Of Crap."
We bloggers call those "taglines."
Since there's so many taglines to choose from, I'll leave it up to you which tagline I will use next.
- "Does not play well with others."
- "Provides your FDA daily recomended allowance of crap."
- "The life and times of a registered Chex offender and cereal killer."
- "Diet? Exercise? A blogger craves not these things."
- "I admit it, I'm a racist. I hate Vikings."
Let me know which one is the best in the comments, or suggest your own.
Comments (23)
"does not play well with others"
Posted by Bob | October 1, 2005 9:40 AM
Posted on October 1, 2005 09:40
I like them all. Why not rotate them?
A suggestion:
"I love pussy. What's it to you?"
Posted by Tom | October 1, 2005 9:50 AM
Posted on October 1, 2005 09:50
All your cat blogs belong to me.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, yet suffering leads to IFOC
Posted by lawhawk | October 1, 2005 10:40 AM
Posted on October 1, 2005 10:40
Here kitty, kitty, kitty......, but I also like the one in reference to the FDA, the rotation idea is great!
Posted by DonnaB | October 1, 2005 10:43 AM
Posted on October 1, 2005 10:43
"Diet? Exercise? A blogger craves not these things."
That's very good.
I can't remember what moviwe it's from, but I like, "Did you miss the part where they taught journalism in journalism school?"
Posted by Matt | October 1, 2005 11:04 AM
Posted on October 1, 2005 11:04
on second thought, Tom is right, save em all and rotate them, kinda like with the Blog God's site.
and as often as I get cheetobutted, it should be amended to "Bob, Nardo thinks you are an asshole"
Posted by Bob | October 1, 2005 11:04 AM
Posted on October 1, 2005 11:04
I like the Yoda-like line.
Posted by cranky-d | October 1, 2005 12:57 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 12:57
"Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but hardly anyone wants to hear anyone else's. Here's mine." It also ties in quite nicely with the "full of crap" theme.
Oh, and the editor in me insists on this suggestion:
"Meets or exceeds the FDA Daily Recommended Allowance for crap."
But if I had my druthers, I'd vote for the "Diet? Exercise?" one.
J.
Posted by Jay Tea | October 1, 2005 1:17 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 13:17
phototaglines :
Potential New Reader http://home.att.net/~rhhardin1/sugar01.jpg
Leave a Comment http://home.att.net/~rhhardin/katierevisith.jpg
Posted by Ron Hardin | October 1, 2005 1:19 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 13:19
I liked the Vikings. Made me laugh.
Posted by Diane | October 1, 2005 2:05 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 14:05
Vikings Rule! But will you get one of those helmuts to go with it?
Posted by nycoil | October 1, 2005 4:02 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 16:02
"Does not play well with others."
Posted by Meryl Yourish | October 1, 2005 4:03 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 16:03
How about: "my Kitty can smack the crap outta your kitty"
Posted by LHK | October 1, 2005 4:04 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 16:04
"The life and times of a registered Chex offender and cereal killer."
Or:
"The first Nardo on the web."
Posted by Rahel | October 1, 2005 4:23 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 16:23
I vote "Does not play well with others."
Posted by Brandon | October 1, 2005 5:01 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 17:01
I like the "cereal killer".
Posted by annoying little twerp | October 1, 2005 7:20 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 19:20
Does not play well with others.
Posted by Anne | October 1, 2005 8:00 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 20:00
It's CRAP! What part don't you understand?
And I also think the rotation idea is a good one.
Posted by UncleScreech | October 1, 2005 9:13 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 21:13
It's CRAP! What part don't you understand?!?
I also think the rotation idea is a good one...
Posted by UncleScreech | October 1, 2005 9:15 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 21:15
"Provides your FDA daily recomended allowance of crap."
The rotation is also a good idea.
Posted by Chris | October 1, 2005 9:28 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 21:28
"FDA recommended daily allowance" is my fave.
"Great crap, less filling."
"Now odor-free thanks to TidyCat."
Posted by GradualDazzle | October 1, 2005 10:28 PM
Posted on October 1, 2005 22:28
How about, "Because it turns out, Laurence isn't Amish after all."
Posted by Beck | October 2, 2005 8:59 AM
Posted on October 2, 2005 08:59
I VOTE FOR THE CEREAL KILLER ONE. IT IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL! ROTATION WOULD BE NICE TOO!
Posted by DENISE | October 6, 2005 9:27 AM
Posted on October 6, 2005 09:27