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It's time once again for Cloud Hunting with Abdul Ali Al-Muhammed.

ABDUL: "We're all gathered here at the MartyrTV Studios..."

MOHAMMED: "We hunt clouds! Hunt clouds!"

BAM! BAM! BAM!

ABDUL: "Not inside, stupid! You're shooting up the lights!"

MOHAMMED: "Kill the clouds!"

ABDUL: "Stop it, you fool!"

MOHAMMED: "I see light through these thick clouds!"

ABDUL: "You're shooting holes in the roof!"

ACHMED: "I once shoot a cloud this big! It fed my family of twenty-seven for a week!"

MOHAMMED: "That cloud was no larger than your camel's tail!"

ABDUL: "Quiet, you two!"

MAHMOUD: "The clouds are that-a-way!"

ALL: "Thank you, Abu Mazen!"

ABDUL: "So, we went outside to hunt clouds..."

ABDUL: "Soon, we came upon a cloud..."

MOHAMMED: "Kill the cloud!"

ABDUL: "You're shooting at birds, not clouds, fool!"

BACK AT THE STUDIOS...

ZAHAR: "Where are the clouds? Will they bring them back here?"

OUTSIDE...

ABDUL: "The weather is too nice. Not a cloud in the sky."

MOHAMMED: "Perhaps they have all gone indoors?"

ACHMED: "The Zionists have stolen the clouds!"

MAHMOUD: "I command all of the clouds to return!"

ALL: "Thank you, Abu Mazen!"

ABDUL: "Sometimes, you have to go in disguise to hunt clouds..."

ABDUL: "This is to confuse the clouds."

MOHAMMED: "We fool them into thinking we go out to kill Jews."

WE INTERRUPT THIS SHOW TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE!

KHALEED: "We are running low on bullets. Please refrain from cloud hunting."

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM!

ABDUL: "Well, that's all the time and ammunition we have for today. Tune in next week when we set out some smog traps."