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Tagline poll

It's time for another pointless poll!

What should my tagline be?
I'm so full of crap, my eyes are brown.
My domain name doubles as my legal disclaimer.
Down Westpark a ways, not quite past Edloe.
My flag is pretty. Yours is ugly. Let's have a war.
Piss me off, and I name a subdomain after you.
If I go rape a nine year-old and then marry her, will you make me your Prophet, too?
Ninety percent hate. Ten percent humor. Does not contain lead.
This is what happens when you mess with Texas.
Away with your Blood Libel - the HPD Crime Lab has officially cleared me in the murder of Jesus Christ.
The first rule of Chad Qualls Fan Club is do not talk about Chad Qualls Fan Club.
  
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The winner will be my tagline for September.

Comments (5)

Texas Schmexas. You forget Lair-being a native chicagoan is like living at the "Hotel California"... "You can check out anytime you want but you can never leave."
*evil grin*

Full of Shit. Want some?

(saw that on a bumper sticker last week)

I remembered that wrong. The saying goes:

I GIVE A SHIT. WANT SOME?

If you have any I didn't use this time around, I'll gather them up for the next month's poll.

Living in Texas "Does not contain lead" may well be a temporary condition.

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