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Another friendly reminder to incoming Katrina refugees

First off, welcome to Houston!

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Please be aware that the Age of Consent in Texas is 17.

Now, this won't affect Louisianans at all, but Mississippi and Alabama residents used to an Age of Consent of 16 will need to adjust their dating practices accordingly.

For those of you familiar with Daylight Savings Time, think of this as "Virginity Savings Year."

If you're not familiar with the number seventeen, it's both of your hands, your left foot, and them some.

If your parents and grandparents are your uncles and aunts, your finger and toe count may vary. Please seek assistance from a local Red Cross volunteer to aid in demonstrating the number seventeen.

PS:
Please, hands off the horses. Especially the ones the cops are riding. Although they will likely be flattered at the attention, neither the cop nor the horse will appreciate your amorous advances while they're on duty.

Comments (3)

NF:

I'm not sure what to say.

I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna laugh!

I'm trying to come up with a list of quirky differences to ease the culture shock.

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