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Why vote for Frank?

Let me tell you about Frank.

Frank feels your pain. And, if you're evil or a monkey, he's the cause of it.

Frank invented penicillin. No shit.

Frank is the spirit of America. No, not the plane. That… spirit thing.

Frank loves everyone. Especially people who give him money. Or, give him things he wants, but doesn't ask for money in return.

But most importantly, Frank has me locked in this room, and he won't let me out until IMAO Podcast is number one at Podcast Alley.

Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, vote now.

Vote for Frank right now.

(Plus all the other people who bust their asses to make Frank look most Frankly)