And you thought that your own school system sucked... here's one with serious issues...

The teacher could not believe what he overheard. The "visiting" imam was launching into a tirade against the Jews and Americans that bordered on the ludicrous.But then came the clincher, he recalled. "The imam told the students that the Jews were putting poison in the bananas and they should not eat them."

Yes, it's true. Edloe died from eating a poisoned Zionist banana.
Damn those evil banana-poisoning Zionists!
Watch out! He's on the loose!
Run for your lives!
Too late!
So rich in potassium when eaten, so deadly when attacked with one!
Comments (3)
Since this particular method didn't involve injecting poison into the banana, you can always eat the evidence afterwards. Another plus.
Posted by Rahel | August 2, 2005 3:05 AM
Posted on August 2, 2005 03:05
Dude, that is a truly evil grin on your face. Fine work.
Posted by Beck | August 2, 2005 4:51 AM
Posted on August 2, 2005 04:51
I have to thank Jake for being such an excellent Goyim to play off of.
Posted by Laurence Simon | August 2, 2005 2:58 PM
Posted on August 2, 2005 14:58