My apologies to...

You know, one of the greatest terror-supporters ever to tour the United
States was the King of Saudi Arabia or King Fahd!
(King Fahd)
(King Fahd)
Now when he was a young man,
He'd never thought he'd see,
(King Fahd)
People stand in line,
To see the dead king.
(King Fahd)
How'd you get so chunky?
(Funky Fahd)
Now you're smelling funky.
(Born in Al-Riyadh, called for the jihad, King Fahd)
(King Fahd)
Now if I'd known,
They'd line up to replace him,
(King Fahd)
I'd've had Abdullah killed,
If only I could face him.
(King Fahd)
He's my favorite Saudi,
(Funky Fahd)
Buried in an Audi!
(Born in Al-Riyadh, called for the jihad, King Fahd)
Issuing denials,
(Disco dancing)
Conducting murder trials,
(Fox Fahd)
Couldn't walk a mile,
(Rockin' Fahd)
He owned a lot of rials.
He gave his life for Wahabbism.
(King Fahd)
(Fahd, Fahd. Fahd, Fahd . . .)
Oil reserves!
He's an islamist!
Boy, won't he be pissed.
(King Fahd)
Now when I die,
Now don't think I'm a fraud.
(King Fahd)
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like old King Fahd.
(King Fahd)
He could'a won a Nobel,
(King Fahd)
Tearing down the Kotel.
(Born in Al-Riyadh, called for the jihad, he was born in Al-Riyadh)
And killed by the Mossad. . .
(King Fahd)
Comments (3)
Priceless!
Posted by Rahel | August 1, 2005 2:03 PM
Posted on August 1, 2005 14:03
That is outstanding. An excellent use of Martinizing.
Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes | August 1, 2005 8:07 PM
Posted on August 1, 2005 20:07
Deskmerc came up with the idea. I just toyed with it.
Posted by Laurence Simon | August 2, 2005 3:00 PM
Posted on August 2, 2005 15:00