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It's time once again for some Adventures With George.

Ready? Here we go!

BUSH: GET OFF OF MY LAWN! GET OFF OF MY LAWN! GET OFF OF MY LAWN!
DONALDSON: Mister President...
BUSH: Take that piece of sod off of your head and put it back where it belongs!
DONALDSON: This isn't a hairpiece...
BUSH: LIAR!

BUSH: We are gathered here to join this couple in holy matrimony...
CONDI: WHAT?
BUSH: Gotcha!
BOLTON: *whew*
BUSH: Don't laugh just yet. You'll be kissing a black man's ass soon enough.
BOLTON: I think I'll be kicking it, Sir.
BUSH: That's my boy!

BUSH: I was thinking of having these two fight, but Don King wasn't available to promote the event.
KING: Only in America!
BUSH: Heh.
KING: Only in America!
THOMAS: Mister Preside-
BUSH: Hey, Helen. Dick says he's running for my office in 2008!
THOMAS: Aaaaaaaaaaack!
BUSH: Heh.
KING: Only in America!

BUSH: Sure, John's ability to work with others will be severely hampered by this recess appointment, but since when has he been able to work with others?
BOLTON: Um...
BUSH (whispers) Work with me here, John.
BOLTON: No!
BUSH: That's my boy! Anyway, I love this man like... like... Condi, what's Jeb again?
CONDI: Governor of Florida?
BUSH: I love this man like a Governor of Florida.

BUSH: Now if the press has any questions...
ALL (chaotic) Mister President...
BUSH: Shove 'em up your asses. Nobody questions me!
BOLTON: Oh, Christ.

BOLTON: First off, to the owner of a Ford Focus with license plate "6E RUNT" - your lights are on.
THOMAS: Aaaaaaaackkk!
BOLTON: Oh, and your car's on fire and you're a total hag, too.
THOMAS: Aaaaaaaackkk!
BUSH: Heh.

BOLTON: No, my mustache cannot be detached and used as a laser-boomerang. Next?

BOLTON: No, I don't want to destroy the top ten floors of the UN building anymore. Now I want to raze the whole thing to the ground. With my bare hands.
BUSH: YEE-HAW!

BUSH: I really showed those turkeys who's boss.
DONALDSON: Mister President...
BUSH: HAVE THAT MAN KILLED!