Just got handed a "random" drug test form.
Yeah, I'm freebasing heroin and smoking buckets of weed right now. So hard to find a vein these days.
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Just got handed a "random" drug test form.
Yeah, I'm freebasing heroin and smoking buckets of weed right now. So hard to find a vein these days.
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Comments (6)
yea, and I'm sure the guy who sits next to you who IS smoking the bucket of weed with a dial-up supervisor during lunch isn't getting tested at all.
Posted by Dr. Schloktopus | July 1, 2005 10:29 AM
Posted on July 1, 2005 10:29
He he he, bucket-o-weed huh, hide the bong man random drug tests cost money. So then how come they can't buy comfy chairs or decent med. insurance for ya when there busy chasin stoners around! Have a cat give a sample for you and see what they say then! TWEAKERS SUCK!
Posted by craig | July 1, 2005 11:44 AM
Posted on July 1, 2005 11:44
Does this have anything to do with the law enforcement crap you put up with recently? They're watching you, Laurence!
Posted by Tziporah | July 1, 2005 12:13 PM
Posted on July 1, 2005 12:13
they probably saw the fed ex box with all the catnip and thought it was something else.
Posted by bob | July 1, 2005 1:59 PM
Posted on July 1, 2005 13:59
or maybe it was the marginata growing in the planter near his cube, they probably mistook it for Marijuana. (hey, both the leaves and the names are sort of similar)
Posted by Rorschach | July 1, 2005 10:03 PM
Posted on July 1, 2005 22:03
Any idea which random drug they were testing for?
Posted by lisaviolet | July 2, 2005 10:54 AM
Posted on July 2, 2005 10:54