Try not to be too stunned, but the Disastros came from behind on the road to win the first game of the doubleheader today.
That's right. They came from behind. On the road.
Of course, it's against the hapless Reds, but you have to crawl before you can walk.
The second game has started, and the Disastros are piling on runs in preparation for Freaky Zeke Astacio's rotten pitching. They called him up from the minors where he had a good run at Round Rock, but Freaky Zeke falls apart quicker than a jigsaw puzzle in an earthquake.
Ausmus bunts, Ortiz stumbles from the mound, and Burke sprints home. Freaky Zeke is at the plate before he has to be on the mound.
Amazing.
Cross your fingers, folks. Maybe they'll survive this one.