Another day, another 100-word story up at 100 Words Or Les Nessman, now fortified with 100% of your daily Tanya needs.
Since I can't just write 100 words, here's another 100 words for your enjoyment and ridicule.
Yeah, I know there's a few of you out there just crying out for Mustard Man. Sorry. Abe's got the podium. You get more Slightly Dishonest Abe for a bit.
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" asked Abraham.The crowd laughed, and Abraham took the opportunity to scurry back to his private quarters.
"Let me out!" shouted a familiar voice from the desk drawer. "Let me out of here, you ugly bastard!"
"Never!" shouted Abraham back. "I will not unleash your evil upon the
world ever again!""Evil?" said the voice. "But isn't war always a bad thing? Sure, millions must remain slaves to avoid confrontation, mind you..."
Later that night, Abe encased his beautiful face in concrete and sunk it in the White House well.
Remember, I'm actually reading this crap aloud and posting it to the official IFOC Podcast. I figure if I'm going to get another gigabyte of storage with unlimited traffic for freee, I might as well exploit the living crap out of it.
I'll also be using that space to host kittymovie clips. Stay tuned, Crapfans.