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The tooth and nothing but the tooth

Deskmerc is getting a wisdom tooth pulled on Friday.

This doesn't make sense. Why ruin a weekend in torpor and a dull agony when one can just knock out a few weekdays to recover in time for the weekend?

Oh, right. We don't get sick time.

Apparently, this is the third wisdom tooth to go. Why not get them all pulled and get it over with?

Oh, right. We don't get paid squat.

You could probably break a bone and have to get it x-rayed on the first paycheck, set on the next paycheck, and then a cast put on it with a third.

Forget John Paul II. Fast-track the Generous And Benevelent Owner for sainthood.

I slog through the queue this morning. Someone in Poland is extremely anxious about their server being incredibly slow.

I do a few traceroutes from around the globe. It's Poland that's slow.

In more ways than one, I imagine.

Comments (2)

Bob:

I think I have to go to Tiajauna to use my insurance.

Bring me back a bottle of tequila and two hookers. Or two bottles of tequila and a hooker.

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