Who cares what I think about Glenn Reynolds trying to get rid of his cats because his daughter and his wife are allergic. It's time for a new feature of TBIFOC called Ask The Cats!
What do you think about Glenn Reynolds trying to get rid of his cats because his daughter and his wife are allergic?
Edloe: I guess it's true about men doing unspeakable acts just to keep a woman. But trying to keep two is madness. Don't they fight when they're in heat? | Nardo: That's why God invented allergy pills. If they don't want to take them, just lie and tell the women they're birth control pills or diet pills. Western female humans are shameful that way. |
Frisky: I guess cats are just too smart to let you stick them in the blender like you did with all the puppies! Murderer! Murderer! | Piper: You know, my Daddy got rid of a woman just to keep me. I love my Daddy for that. And he got rid of another one to keep Nardo. I hate my Daddy for that. |
Thank you, kittycats.
If you have a question you want to ask the cats, just ask the cats at askthecats (at) isfullofcrap.com.
Comments (8)
I did the same thing with boys. You can't handle my kitty cats? There's the door, thanks for dinner.
Have a nice life.
Posted by lisaviolet | June 1, 2005 5:33 PM
Posted on June 1, 2005 17:33
Glenn's cat looks like a cat I used to have. Here would probably not be a good place to tell what happened to it.
Posted by NF | June 1, 2005 5:43 PM
Posted on June 1, 2005 17:43
Why doesn't Glenn just make a smoothie? Broader horizons never hurt anyone.
Posted by Matt | June 1, 2005 7:57 PM
Posted on June 1, 2005 19:57
Asthma stinks.
I have it and I hate it. Not just because at times it's a nuisance and at others it can be a real problem. Not just because of the time it almost killed me.
But because as long as I have it -- which at this point looks to be the rest of my life -- I can't have any cats.
Posted by Rahel | June 2, 2005 12:53 AM
Posted on June 2, 2005 00:53
I have asthma AND allergies...both caused by my kitty...and I will take as many drugs as I have to. There is just NO WAY I'd get rid of my cat...and I won't hesitate to get more cats throughout my life. I just don't understand people that can give up a pet like that.....very sad.
Posted by Karla | June 2, 2005 8:06 AM
Posted on June 2, 2005 08:06
Oh yeah...and AMEN PIPER! You said it!!
Posted by Karla | June 2, 2005 8:14 AM
Posted on June 2, 2005 08:14
The lesson we need to learn from this is: Get tested for allergies early so you don't have to make the heartwrenching decision to get rid of a wife and daughter.
Posted by Laurence Simon | June 2, 2005 9:39 AM
Posted on June 2, 2005 09:39
Shame, shame on ALL people protecting cats that have absolutely NO respect for their neighbors. ALL cats, once you allow them untethered outside your house, are annoying, destructive, killing predators. (Or don't you like little baby birds still in their nests?)
I have been laboring hard and long at considerable expense to beautify my property. My neighbors could care less that their cats use my flower garden (not theirs) for a litter box. I believe ALL owners of ANY and ALL pets should be responsible for them.....including cats.
Posted by Bill Terrell | June 20, 2005 1:28 PM
Posted on June 20, 2005 13:28