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By the book

They handed out coupon books today.

Lots and lots of coupons.

There was some kind of announcement earlier this year for a fitness program seminar kind of thing for younger employees.

No workout room, but a workout seminar.

And they follow it up with a coupon book full of buy-one-get-one-free coupons for greaseball fast food joints around town.

Nice touch.

Two pages of drycleaning coupons. Because everybody walks around in a suit and tie, I imagine.

Half price tickets to Texas Rangers games. At Arlington. How the hell is this a local offer? And didn't the owner pay a shitload of money to get his company name up at Minutemaid? Fuck that shit! Screw this!

I think I'll give this to the wife to give to her engineers. It sickens me to look at the thing.

Comments (4)

Wich:

You need to get the flock out of there, man.

Heck, go work in retail at an electronics store - you get cool gadgets to play with and sell, you get a really nice discount (at least at Best Buy), and you can be smug and superior in the folks' faces, as opposed to across a phone/email. ;-)

All I need is an offer.

Insurance card. Look at the insurance card.

Back to "work."

rorschach:

I'll nose around my office and see if IT is shorthanded. the benies are pretty good..... I'll let ya know if there is hole to be filled....

I'd be forever in your debt if you did.

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