NEW YORK (IFOC) - Air America is on the air, and they're ready to sell it to you, too.
"I need air, you need air, we all need air," said Air America host Randi Rhodes. "The more air you buy from us, the less air there will be for George Bush and Dick Cheney's Haliburton cronies to take away from you when they privatize the atmosphere of fear."
In addition to selling thongs, T-shirts, mugs, and frisbees with the struggling radio network's logo, the network is selling balloons with official Air America air for a dollar per cubic foot.
"We'll even throw in the balloon for free," said comedian Al Franken through his unusually long nosehairs. "And when you're done enjoying our air, you can hand the balloon to a highschooler to use as a condom."
Not everyone was as optimistic about the new marketing scheme by the overtly liberal institution.
"Now that George Soros is looking at buying the Washington Nationals with the money he usually sends them, they're kinda under the gun for developing revenue streams of their own," said former Air America executive Lizz Winstead. "This is just an act of desperation. In the end, they're all just full of hot air waiting for the bubble to burst."
Comments (4)
not funny
Posted by Ken Falcon | June 2, 2005 4:48 PM
Posted on June 2, 2005 16:48
Arnold Schwarzenegger seen roaming the streets of Mars, asking who he really is.
Posted by NF | June 2, 2005 7:44 PM
Posted on June 2, 2005 19:44
Be sure to get a premium membership to billoreilly.com so you can get a t-shirt, mug, jacket, hat, books, bible and a subscription to the Paris Business Review.
Posted by Factor | June 3, 2005 12:52 AM
Posted on June 3, 2005 00:52
I'm actually working on a Bill O'Reilly story, mocking the Factor in a medical report.
Posted by Laurence Simon | June 3, 2005 10:44 AM
Posted on June 3, 2005 10:44