Terry Schiavo is about to lose her feeding tube.
I think that Milton Bradley needs to come out with a Terry Schiavo version of Operation.
"Take out her feeding tube for $500."
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
"Too slow! The Second District Court just stopped you!"
"Butterfingers!"
Comments (4)
How many years now? If it were me, I'd have wanted them to pull the tube about fifteen years ago. Oh wait, I won't have that problem. I have advance directives to make sure I don't end up like Terri. I can imagine the bill I would get if I didn't have advance directives. Everything would have long been taken by angry creditors and I would still be brain damaged, unable to work and have to declare bankruptcy. Better to pull it as soon as it looked like I'd live impaired. Considering the size of hospital bills I've had, they'd have about five days to decide. Max.
Posted by mog | February 22, 2005 2:04 PM
Posted on February 22, 2005 14:04
At first, I felt compelled to refute your statements regarding the Schiavo plight. Then I realized the name of this site. It fits.
Posted by Janet | March 9, 2005 3:58 PM
Posted on March 9, 2005 15:58
Plight? She's a fucking vegetable.
The Okies had a plight. Even the palestinians have a plight, be it self-inflicted.
Posted by Laurence Simon | March 9, 2005 4:07 PM
Posted on March 9, 2005 16:07
The world must rise up to kill Terri. If i were the president I would issue a confidential executive order to immediately assasinate Terri. Terri's life of vegatation is characteristic of a communist and terrrorist. She is a waste of a life. She is an imperial bitch.
Posted by Kill the Retard | March 22, 2005 8:27 PM
Posted on March 22, 2005 20:27