No. Really. You're kidding, right?
Oh, fine...
Laurence Simon is a 30-something technical support drone for the technical support department of a disturbingly large hosting company. He lives in Houston, TX with his wife and four three two cat two three cats. In the urban paradise they call home, he gardens, grills, bakes excellent bread in his bread machine, and slowly dips further into insanity.
He is the founder of Carnival of the Cats and ran a disturbing number of live catcams. (He's less crazy about the cats these days, but not entirely sane about them, either.)
You can find him wandering around Second Life as R. Crap Mariner, a deranged windup automaton living in a massive clocktree on Edloe island, overlooking the rest of the Five Islands Group. Sure, there's eight islands in the island group, but who's counting?
If you want to hear what he sounds like, why not check his daily podcast for some amusing 100-word stories. Every week, the Weekly Challenge brings in other writers to come up with their own stories based on a topic of his choosing.
Oh, and he's so full of crap, his eyes are brown.
Contact: isfullofcrap (at) gmail.com